Archive for the ‘PlayStation’ Category
Motion Uncontrollably: Killzone 3
Thursday, February 3rd, 2011I just decided to give Killzone 3′s Move support a try, and thanks Sony’s inability to judge the scale of anything ever, I attempted this with robotically controlled enemies and team mates due to the servers being unable to cope with my requests to join a game. That’s fine, the AI works. What I don’t [...]
This Is No Review: LittleBigPlanet 2
Tuesday, January 25th, 2011Well this is awkward. Having not updated this Internet website for so long makes it feel like the time I didn’t see any of my family for several years then had to suffer through the painful greetings with my matured handsome good looks, only this time I have an excuse for not being around! I’m [...]
This Is No Review: Vanquish
Monday, January 3rd, 2011Prepare yourselves for an incredibly vague history lesson about video games, then some information on a modern video game. Damn it, I’ve just ruined gone and ruined the story arc. Never mind, I’d have just assumed you’re too stupid to figure it out for yourself and dropped many hints throughout the story that something may [...]
Gran Turismo 5
Thursday, December 9th, 2010I find it massively tempting to begin this Gran Turismo 5 whatever I one day decide to call these not reviews with a paragraph detailing just how long the game has taken to come out. And then declaring that it was supposed to be perfect, then, because it isn’t perfect, nitpicking the game to death. [...]
The Day Some Fun Died
Wednesday, November 24th, 2010As I sit here awaiting an iDevice backup to complete, finally enabling me to upgrade to Steve Jobs’ Majestic iOS 4.2 I have time to reflect on the events of the past 24 hours. Like many other hours in my life I chose pass much of that time with a selection of captivating video games. [...]
Call of Duty: Black Ops Review
Tuesday, November 9th, 2010It’s like the games made by Infinity Ward but not made by Infinity Ward, so I’ll give it one less point than the Infinity Ward games.
The Spine Of The Box Says Blood Stone 007
Tuesday, November 9th, 2010Finally, games in which I do not have to equip a suit and pistol to a character not called James Bond then run around pretending I’m James Bond have been released. A whole two of them in fact, and both incredibly poorly advertised by Activision as neither of them have Call of Duty: Black Ops [...]
Costume Quest: Trash Candy
Wednesday, October 27th, 2010What with it being my (almost) birthday, I’m an avid follower of the yearly Halloween stylings. This year they come in the form of a video game, which is great, because I enjoy video gaming. The video game in question is of course Costume Quest, and I believe it to be accurate representation of the [...]
Medal of Honor: Medal of Honour
Tuesday, October 19th, 2010This weekend I spent the majority of my time playing Medal of Honor, or as I like to call it, Door Kicking Simulator. A game in which doors are often kicked, provided something doesn’t go wrong with the AI scripting before you get to that point, obviously. I have never had the privilege to own [...]
The Mysterious S&M Adventures
Thursday, September 16th, 2010Right about now would be the perfect time to deploy a Halo Reach article in order to profit from the large amounts of traffic being gathered by such information. That doesn’t sound like the kind of thing I would do though, so screw you Internet – instead I shall write about something else. Luckily I [...]